Bullet Proof Body Rubber Lyrics

I gave you a hard time, I told you the news there's no "I'm sorries" 'cause there ain't no excuse the things I've been doin', the things that I say the road to ruin between you an...Read Full Lyrics

Hanging out with the horny girls That was kinda cool There was nothing I could think of That they wouldn't do They were quite bisexual And they were kind of nasty They were always...Read Full Lyrics

People say there's a cure for feeling lonely People say all is fair in love and war Some tender passionate love Is really what you've been thinking of A secret love affair Let's se...Read Full Lyrics

I'm going to the H. E. B.! Yes! Yes, yes yall and you don't stop When I'm at the H. E. B. I like to buy my groceries I like to walk up & down the isles And check out all the food ...Read Full Lyrics

How many times have I told you so That you are so hard to forget And how many times did I take the phone And you were already in bed Oh wow so hard to forget Oh wow the love that w...Read Full Lyrics

I got my coffee and I got my coat I turn the keys and I hit the road It looks like rain and it's freezin' cold Feels like headin' for the twilight zone So keep on drivin' Like I wa...Read Full Lyrics

I know you've got boyfriends Baby I've seen them I know you don't care about Anybody but yourself But that doesn't matter to me Cause I'm the same way too Maybe we can find some mi...Read Full Lyrics

Here comes Johnny, macho man Hard top mustang, second hand A bottle of bourbon, the usual brand Looks like harley and the marlboro man John let Rosie eat from his hand Love 'em and...Read Full Lyrics

One day I met Minnie Mouse She said baby, let's play house I said honey, I do more but What if Mickey comes knocking on the door She said honey, let's hit the sack 'Cause Mickey Mo...Read Full Lyrics

One day I was wondering I didn't know what to do that day I stared at myself in the mirror I saw a Twentieth Century slave There I was in my back room There I was wondering why Tom...Read Full Lyrics