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Captain said “this ship’sGot a one man crewThere were both of usBut now there’s just you”He said he’s gotta leave townHe’s gotta go out and mess aroundThen he sent me a...Read Full Lyrics

Please leave your shoes off at the doorAnd come in only if you're sureAbout the mirror in the white roomWhere there is minimum standing roomSet the attire for all you vampiresWho d...Read Full Lyrics

It’s a sweet sensationA constant complicationThat’s nagging my mindWill you reveal your revelationDon’t demean your donationTo a beggar who is blindAnd, Say Kids, I ain’t a...Read Full Lyrics

Load up on guns, bring your friendsIt's fun to lose and to pretendShe's over-bored and self-assuredOh no, I know a dirty wordHello, hello, hello, how lowHello, hello, hello, how lo...Read Full Lyrics

Saw a man from West Virginia With a newspaper in his handI asked if he was a cowboyHe said, "No but I've been 'round the bend"He tracked his way through troubleTo hell and back aga...Read Full Lyrics

Roe do woah and out the windowI cant see my face cause I shit it outI want to rub my balls and cock and titsI want to f*ck your mom in a minivanShit yeah, motherfuckerShit yeah, Sh...Read Full Lyrics

Touch my dickLick my dickEat my shitTouch my dickGive me a real good hand jobTouch my dickLick my dickEat my shitTouch my dickGive me a real good hand jobGive me a fucking hand job...Read Full Lyrics

Eenie, meenie, miney MoeCatch a foot job by the toePassed out drunk, face downMy balls lowHand job Ron Drunk TaekwondoBubblegum, bubblegum in a dishHow many pieces do you fucking w...Read Full Lyrics

Your pussy smells of gonorrheaI'll stick my dick in you tonightThe violent burns bleed down my chodeYour pussy smells, it's fucking grossI'm swelling up and oozing greenYou'll neve...Read Full Lyrics

What's going on?We're Fucking SCMFCKGet Your Assholes on the Floor!You're blowing my dickYou're blowing my chodeI'm going to explode on your faceYou're such a disgraceIm fucking yo...Read Full Lyrics