Burma Shave Lyrics

There's a blur drizzle down the plate glass As a neon swizzle stick stirrin' up the sultry night air And a yellow biscuit of a buttery cue ball moon Rollin' maverick across an obsi...Read Full Lyrics

The piano has been drinking,My necktie is asleepAnd the combo went back to New York,The jukebox has to take a leakAnd the carpet needs a haircut,And the spotlight looks like a pris...Read Full Lyrics

The flash pan hunter sways with the windHis rifle is the sound of the morningEach sulfurous bullet way have it's own witEach cartridge comes with a warningBeware of elaborate teles...Read Full Lyrics

I've come 500 miles just to see your haloCome from St. Petersburg, Scarlett and meWhen I open my eyes, I was blind as can beAnd to give a man luck, he must fall in the seaAnd she w...Read Full Lyrics

I don't want to feel all cooped upI feel like I'm on a chainI got my ride all souped upWe're never coming back againTime it don't mean nothingMoney means even lessDon't bring nothi...Read Full Lyrics

Dot King was whittled from the bone of CainWith a little drop of poison in the red red bloodShe need a way to turn around the bendShe said I want to walk away and start over againT...Read Full Lyrics

Well, my time went so quicklyI went lickety-splicklyOut to my old '55As I pulled away slowly, feeling so holyGod knows, I was feeling aliveNow the sun's coming upI'm riding with La...Read Full Lyrics

Licorice tattoo turned a gun metal blueScrawled across the shoulders of a dying townTook the one eyed jacks across the railroad tracksAnd the scar on its belly pulled a stranger pa...Read Full Lyrics

I got the style but not the graceI got the clothes but not the faceI got the bread but not the butterI got the window but not the shutterBut I'm big in JapanI'm big in Japan, hey, ...Read Full Lyrics

All my friends are marriedEvery Tom and Dick and HarryYou must be strongTo go it aloneHere's to the bachelorsAnd the bowery bumsAnd those who feel that they're the onesWho are bett...Read Full Lyrics