Burma-Shave Lyrics

When traveling abroad in the continental style,It's my belief one must attempt to be discreet,And subsequently bear in mind your transient positionAllows you a perspective that's u...Read Full Lyrics

Well, you can buy me a drink and I'll tell you what I've seenAnd I'll give you a bargain from the edge of a maniac's dreamThat buys a black widow spider with a riddle in his yarnTh...Read Full Lyrics

A sight for sore eyes, it's a long time no seeWorkin' hard hardly workin', hey man, you know meWater under the bridge, did you see my new car?Well, it's bought and it's payed for, ...Read Full Lyrics

Muriel since you left townThe clubs closed downAnd there's one more burned out lamppostOn Main StreetDown where we used to strollAnd MurielI still hit all the same old hauntsAnd yo...Read Full Lyrics

Muriel since you left townThe clubs closed downAnd there's one more burned out lamppostOn Main StreetDown where we used to strollAnd MurielI still hit all the same old hauntsAnd yo...Read Full Lyrics

Will you take me across the ChannelLondon Bridge is falling downStrange a woman tries to saveWhat a man will try to drownAnd it's the rain that they predictedIts the forecast every...Read Full Lyrics

Well you gassed her upBehind the wheelWith your arm around your sweet oneIn your OldsmobileBarrelin' down the boulevardYou're looking for the heart of Saturday nightAnd you got pai...Read Full Lyrics

Edna million in a drop dead suitDutch pink on a downtown trainTwo dollar pistol but the gun won't shootI'm in the corner on the pouring rainSixteen men on a dead man's chestI been ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm just a scarecrowwith out youbaby please don't disappearI beg your pardon dearI gotta a bottle full of trumpeta hat box full of drumI beg your pardon dearI got upsetI lost my he...Read Full Lyrics

Come on peopleGot to get on boardTrain is leavin'And there's room for one moreGod, don't listen to the devilHe got ways to move youThis train don't carry no smokersThis trainWell, ...Read Full Lyrics