Cabin Boys Lyrics

To eat consenting adults, this they call a crime I eat them if they ask me, and this to me seems fine If someone wants in an oven to be a roast My duty is to cook them as a perfect...Read Full Lyrics

The wind is howlingon this summer's dayThe Cape of Good Hopeblows our lives awayThe sea roarsthe lightning flashOur timbers are all smashedThe waters coming for usWith one last bre...Read Full Lyrics

I steal your car any time of dayAnd by this time tomorrow it’s been resprayedI will steal your car, do you wanna make a date?By this time tomorrow I’ll have changed the platesC...Read Full Lyrics

In this carnival each one wears a maskAnd the demons know at who to laughThe thin are fatThe fat are thinAnd the fallen sinner has no sinIn this carnivalYou're going down to the bo...Read Full Lyrics

My body is an Adonis.I have no need for gym.It scythes through waterAs I swim.The girls I their bikini’sSigh and lust.Their bosoms heave.Their bosoms do thrust.Chick CareerI have...Read Full Lyrics

In the park he pisses on the daisies.On the bus he shits himself.He wipes his nose on his sleeve.His grey trench coat is full of fleas.His name is Chutney.He’s the real McCoy.Heâ...Read Full Lyrics

This is my strange story an orphan am IMy father killed my mother, do you know a reason why'Cause my father and my mother a con man did them haveMy mother fell in love with him and...Read Full Lyrics

Happy ever-afters they are just a jokeForever is a long time it will go up in smokeThere are no happy endings just a few happy timesIn youth we are immortal then shocked by our dec...Read Full Lyrics

This is cruel Frederick Frederick seeA horrid wicked boy was heHe caught the flies the poor little thingsAnd tore off all their tiny wingsHe threw the kittens down the stairsHe bro...Read Full Lyrics

I faked it Now that I look back From the very first kiss I knew it wouldn't last Yeah I faked it From the song to the dance Opened up my eyes I saw that chance And I took it Didn...Read Full Lyrics