Cain Sings The Blues Lyrics

Lets Get In The Van Go To Molly Browns I've Been Saving Money For A Month If They Close It Down We'll Start A Riot Their Damn Atm Charges Ten Dollars Mystical Vaginas Are In My F...Read Full Lyrics

You Thought It Was A Toothbrush But It Was A Flashlight Broke Out All Your Teeth In The Middle Of The Night When I Was A Boy When I Was A Man Supercalaspacteoneunifonican Eating I...Read Full Lyrics

The A Train Never Stops And I Am Headed For Your Hole I'd Be So Lucky If I Could Cream In Your asshole There's So Much shit That We Could Make Each Other Do I'd Rather fuck Your as...Read Full Lyrics

Listen Up motherfucker I Got Something I Need To Say If You don't Use Mammal Sauce You Might As Well Be gay I Feel It Running Through My Viens I Feel It Running Through My Eyes You...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Indignant Erection Why Must You Be So Brash Lets Play Twister With Wesson Oil Amd A Meat Cork For Your Ass Have You Ever Felt A Meat Cork Plunge You Like A Barium Enema Mass In...Read Full Lyrics

Williams Wont You Wait A While Williams Wont You Make Us Smile No Key Will Unlock The Door To An Interdimensional Dumptruck World 40 Fucking Tons Of Thundering Bliss The Tip Of Sou...Read Full Lyrics

Morning comes, the glorious break of dawn! Shadows waning, from the house and the barn! The sun creeps out from behind the distant hills! Paints the sky with gold... A new day is h...Read Full Lyrics

Release me from my cage... Show me forbidden things! Unveil to me the truth... That I may ascend within! Guide me over mountainsides where weak have stumbled down! Show me wa...Read Full Lyrics

When it started we were both the same But then they took control Like we were just a game I didn't know they were going to take you, from me And now there's one thing I can be And...Read Full Lyrics

The Persians had one day arrived on our shores, But swiftly their advance was repelled! Their number was five times that of ours; By fear of our lives we were held! Amongst their ...Read Full Lyrics