Calendar Notes Lyrics

(Lead: Maniac Neil)Two kids on a boat, with their dad.The life guard and some bitch, pulling, a water skier.The kids push their dad in the water and the boat tips over.The teenager...Read Full Lyrics

Burning daylight Speeds up Midnight I love A blessing in disguise Saw you Crying Wasn't sure if You were Just wringing out your eyes A spell is cast upon your mode Listen you will...Read Full Lyrics

(Lead: Maniac Neil)Kid out at night, splashing in puddles.Jason walks towards a house.Alice is having a nightmare,Flashbacks of that fateful nightAwaken from slumber then talk to m...Read Full Lyrics

I know you came in the room Because everything is out of tune Dressed in a red devil's suit You're in some manic pursuit To try and capture me fast You want to think of me as So...Read Full Lyrics

Donny Kohler plays with fire, incinerates at a job he hates, watches things and people burn.Earns his asshole bosses scorn, just a heckled momma’s boy,Lives in a big creepy house...Read Full Lyrics

Vacation to the mountainsFor adventure and escape.Ignoring the warningsWas their biggest mistakePig-squealing lunatics stalkingCrazed demons making a bloody mess.Hunting their igno...Read Full Lyrics

It’s Dads birthdayMom is making his cakeGonna clean his guns before he gets home“Happy birthday Daddy all cleaned by me!”I take a rifle outAnd wipe it downEd points the gunAn...Read Full Lyrics

Drug-dealing ne’er-do-well, pimping hood, pornographerReleased from prison, a misanthrope vicious and perverseBlack-hearted hatefucker: Terry Hawkins?Vengeance rising from speed ...Read Full Lyrics

Christmas Eve, 1971. The family visits Granddad at the nuthouse.Vegetative, he says not a word, til the parent’s are gone, then he says to the kid:“You know what happens on Chr...Read Full Lyrics

Here are the monsters little toys?Once they were little girls and boys?Conceived an evil act that left a curseGod’s revenge his hideous birth!On this island hidden from manIrma f...Read Full Lyrics