California Roll Lyrics

You wont get me crazy Choking up, sweaty hands, I wont stay up at night losing sleep I can't have it done to me The truth is you would do anything To get into my mind, I wont tell...Read Full Lyrics

Gracie, we're makin babies, yea, we're barefoot on the tiles / we make 'em Soft and small and tender, it's the biggest hazard of your gender, gotta Hold it by yourself / Gracie, ho...Read Full Lyrics

Do you compute? I think you do Don't need it proven Don't wanna listen Don't need a tour of the pieces i'm missing As if you were put here to straighten us out And everything you s...Read Full Lyrics

We'll ride the bullet train to Vegas The minute that we blow this burg Pay the man and ride the turd Just as far as it'll take us Sopping wet -- stinking drunk Pull up a tit and su...Read Full Lyrics

Rats, Handfulla silvers I just wanted to hop your fence, I wanted to wade, I wanted to wallow I wanted somebody to rub my neck. Yeah, you should be happy to see me Be glad that I'...Read Full Lyrics

I got a shingle and i'll guard it with my life, I'm just keeping off the flies Yeah I drank from the tap Shoulda left it in the pipes This is my cause and my excuse I'll take the l...Read Full Lyrics

C'mon over to my house, yea. We'll work on my car. Just got some more duck tape, I got the parts, Payload, speed boat Wanna come along, Vice grip, guilt trip Don't get me wrong I...Read Full Lyrics

Sad to say it's over now, here come the huns Pick a side, or pick a spot Here come, here come the rome plows Why waste Your time Here come the huns Be my date tonight Here come,...Read Full Lyrics

Your 47th birthday cake Is peeing acid on your face, Light a candle It won't light your fire Many bad things that you'll hate Piling higher on your plate. If you ain't starving, yo...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah I'd stoop to that. Sure I would. Yeah you've been had. That's how I got my job at the underwriter's lab. That's how I threw a wrench in everything I had a chance to. That's h...Read Full Lyrics