Call You Mom Lyrics

I was laying on the porch As the bus drove by Just talking to the dog About thinking to myself There are so many big ideas We could talk about But nothing that gets said Gets us ou...Read Full Lyrics

Outnumbered a million to one All of the dicks in this dick town Can't keep Johnny down Men piled up in a towering mound None of them once has found a way To keep Johnny d...Read Full Lyrics

The known, the unknown, and the under-known Look at what she found Digging all around By the goldfish pond She's gonna get in trouble now Shaking up the bees, swinging from that tr...Read Full Lyrics

Can you find the hidden 'h' Where it's hiding? Is it on the ground Or in the sky Or part of something here? Does it fit somehere inside? Is there somewhere it can hide? [Chorus:] ...Read Full Lyrics

Every Christmas card I write Every Christmas card I write Has been stolen Has been stolen Every Christmas card I write has been stolen Every Christmas card I write has been stolen...Read Full Lyrics

Never took a class before in Self defense Never looked at you before with Common sense Gird myself for a short sharp shock Trace myself in sidewalk chalk I'll shut my m...Read Full Lyrics

Clap your hands Clap your hands Clap your hands Clap your hands Clap your hands Clap your hands Stomp your feet Stomp your feet Stomp your feet Stomp your feet Stomp your feet Jum...Read Full Lyrics

I can't talk, I got to go Don't call me back, I won't get the door Got to focus on the job 'Cause I got a new job climbing the walls I was grinding my teeth, I was wasting my yout...Read Full Lyrics

You, to me Are sweet as roses in the morning You, to me Are soft as summer in that dawning love we share That something rare The sidewalks and the street The concrete and the clay...Read Full Lyrics

Yes, you can scare a person by confusing his mind Let's start one step at a time Yes, you can scare a person by confusing his mind Always remember, there are two diseases in any ...Read Full Lyrics