Calypso's Crabs Lyrics

(Cap D) Drunken sailors always favor To savor the flavor Of rum that they won From the fruits of their labors Braver from their greater Tolerance for them vapors Alcohol always fal...Read Full Lyrics

(Cap D) We're out for recruits Who have an eye our for loot We need 80 strong men To to set sail in our troop In the port if your short On cash to go forth We've got just the answe...Read Full Lyrics

(Sea Dawg) Hands to yer halyards and batten down the hatches Soon we'll be in range to turn that ship to ashes Like a game of chess but the ocean's the table I'm all in the wind an...Read Full Lyrics

(Cap D) What should a captain do With a spanish crew? Set em up a trap That they fall into Board their ship And prepares to duel Stab em in the back Like they be fools In this raft...Read Full Lyrics

I wonder past this sight with indifference. We talked twelve miles an hour by the side of the road. Me and my conscience listened pensively to the words Of a different breed I wond...Read Full Lyrics

Mr Clarkson do you wanna be lovers? I said under the covers she said no lie with me under This tree it's a weeping willow do you know what that Means? Darling take me by the hand a...Read Full Lyrics

You sit there staring at me Pretending like I can't see The smiles you make And the kisses you fake But I don't want to have to spend Another fucking night with you Cos Im too weak...Read Full Lyrics

And I Was thinking About the things you said to me Was it all just a lie anyway? You know that I'll try to be The best that I can be If it's not good enough I know why It gets h...Read Full Lyrics

Just another reminder of The way it all fell apart It wont go back to The way it was I think it's time to Make a newer Start again Learn it over Repeat it after me You know I do ag...Read Full Lyrics

I'm going to love you The worst I can love you The worst I can love you For good You treated me bad And you made my libido sad I can't figure out what planet you're from Like wh...Read Full Lyrics