Camel Convention Lyrics

At the gentle age of nine, I bought my first forty-five Oh I drink and I drink and I'm sticking to a flea Oh I drink oh I drink and I smoke a little weed No never say no to no fire...Read Full Lyrics

Well the fork couldn't stick 'em and the knife couldn't cut him So they threw him in the dog pen and locked up the shutter When they took him to the saw mill the saw key broke Oh h...Read Full Lyrics

Malice at the palace, Debbie down In Dallas Talented young pornographic actress back up on her feet Or laying on her back Dropping to her knees she's picking up the slack, yeah ...Read Full Lyrics

Everyone knows that crime pays And everybody does it Everyone knows that crime pays And everybody loves it Oh the street's looking hard Got a fresh credit card I believe in...Read Full Lyrics

I'mma get shit stated while you watch, stopping at the bar Yeah I'mma get fucked up while you sip on your Evian Exit as my song comes on, argue all you want, you know I'm driving...Read Full Lyrics

Two words Rock, chalk, shot a jayhawk Never been to jail 'cause I never get caught I got smarts, dark, dangerous dog Odb got it right from the start You got one and you changed fro...Read Full Lyrics

In trouble it's so severe It's a harmless struggle exhausted year Hot bubble come bursting out Somber son with his stitched up mouth Smoke skeleton police the state Absolve all of ...Read Full Lyrics

No shit You listen to your parents I know how quickly you're embarrased Great white with ears like a rabbit It's a bad time don't make it a habit I see you I see you I see yo...Read Full Lyrics

And I see nothing wrong with the range life Better than the horror of caged tight I see you at the bar, out drink you I see at the back door, I'll shrink you And I don't need...Read Full Lyrics

Julien, where are you? Donkey donkey-boys Are sold for fifty at the market Buy my boy buy my boy away Ride my boy, said ride my boy away His hoof's on the table He just might be ...Read Full Lyrics