Can I Borrow A Feeling? Lyrics

Lisa: If you wish to be our sitter,Please be sweet and never bitter.Help us with math and book reports,Bart: Might I add - eat my shorts!(spoken)Lisa: Bart!Bart: Just cuttin' throu...Read Full Lyrics

Shary: In front of a tavern,Flat on his face,A boozehound named BarneyIs pleading his case.Barney: Buy me a beer,Two bucks a glass.Come on, help me,I'm freezing my ass.Buy me brand...Read Full Lyrics

Rainier Wolfcastle: Mein bratwurst has a first name,It's F-R-I-T-Z,Mein bratwurst has a second name,It's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N....Read Full Lyrics

Homer: Around the house, I never lift a finger,As a husband and a father, I'm sub-par.I'd rather drink a beerThan win father of the year,I'm happy with things the way they are.Lisa...Read Full Lyrics

Voice A: They fight!And bite!Voice B: And bark!Voice A: They fight and bite and bite!Voice B: And bark!Voice A: Fight bite bark!Voice B: Woof woof woof!Voice A: The Itchy and Scrat...Read Full Lyrics

Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie What's that name again? I forgot The name's Poochie D and I rock the telly I'm half Joe Camel and a third Fonzarelli I'm the kung-fu h...Read Full Lyrics

Krusty: I slugged some jerk in Tahoe,They gave me one to three.My high-priced lawyer sprung meOn a technicality.I'm just visiting Springfield Prison,I get to sleep back home tonigh...Read Full Lyrics

While shopping for some cans,An old man passed away.He floated up toward Heaven,But got lost along the way.Now he's the love-matic Grampa.The wise Socratic Grampa.He'll fill our he...Read Full Lyrics

Frog: We're proud to present on the WB, another bad show that noone will see! [disgustedly walking off] Ah, I need a drink...Read Full Lyrics

Lisa: In 1215 at Runnymede, do da, do, da.The nobles and the king agreed, oh da doo da day.[pause]Marge, Bart & Lisa: On the closing day,The escrow agents payTaxes, liens and inter...Read Full Lyrics