Can't Get It Up Lyrics

[Verse 1] Oh, baby, don't know why I do what I do I never meant to make you blue Way too many times I realized I'm not that guy In stories that you see on tv Those guy...Read Full Lyrics

Six dogs compete for the Best of Show title in the 49th annual Texas Dango Brango Club Show! Of the finalists, five are owned by aliens. The dogs are chosen as winners in the show'...Read Full Lyrics

You say that you can't communicate Everything's wrong, everything that you say She said "I can't speak to you Feels like you're someone else for most of the time" She told yo...Read Full Lyrics

Well unaware of your secret When you showed up in the scene Ah you can tell they sensed something paranormal But their faces showed disbelief That there could be an amphibian ...Read Full Lyrics

It was all a dream But it was so nice I had a nice house And such a loving wife We had a little dog Such a little dog That it reminded me of a large dog Just in miniature si...Read Full Lyrics

It's getting hard to breathe You're feeling like you're gonna die They told you it was just like weed That this could happen your first time Waking up you're drenched in swea...Read Full Lyrics

He always sat in the back of the class There's something wrong with his seeing eye glass Don't have a future, no he ain't got no past Slow Learner, you know he don't live fast ...Read Full Lyrics

I put a towel In a bag With formaldehyde I put that shit Up to my mouth And get really high Don’t give a fuck About these people Following me Down the street Everybody ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Baseball Basketball Weiner dog Short shorts Cigarette Surf board Ping pong Rugby ball Weiner dog Skiing Down on the beach [Chorus] Sports Sports Sports ...Read Full Lyrics

I've been up all night 'cause I've been buildin' a machine I couldn't get the Nobel Prize For modern engineerin' Soldered two wires to my brain And I plugged it to a screen W...Read Full Lyrics