Cancer Lyrics

In early December my mother called me And said, "Will you remember to keep Christmas free? 'Cause last year you went to your father's, you see So this year it's time to see me. " ...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes when I'm driving with my lady We'll see someone and say "Maybe We should run that person over. " We're just joking, actually We simply find it funny The absurdity of runn...Read Full Lyrics

Sammy #1: Sometimes I get lonely, sometimes I get down Underneath this smile lies a miserable clown I feel just like I'm searching for something I'll never find If you could only h...Read Full Lyrics

Girl, I'm gonna take you out tonight For dinner and a movie Then to a bar Then to my car, and drive you home Girl, I'm gonna see you move tonight Cause your body's so s*** Wanna ki...Read Full Lyrics

Jill was a girl, Jack was a guy One day they caught each other's eye And they went steady for two years They'd spend their summers by the sea And they were happy and carefree And f...Read Full Lyrics

Sammy J: My darling wife, I hope this letter finds you well It's been three months since I've seen you, and the nights are cold as hell I shot a man today, I saw his eyes before he...Read Full Lyrics

Oh no, it just started to happen I took a sip of my juice and I think I'm now... Rappin' I didn't mean to do this, wasn't part of any plan But flavour of my juice is turning me in...Read Full Lyrics

The plane takes off, your seatbelt's on The man next to you whispers "I've got a bomb" You freak out How to respond? What if he's joking? Don't overreact. Just giggle and smile. G...Read Full Lyrics

SAMMY: Songs are so much fun, I like to play them But I'll need some help, haven't you heard When I find it hard to finish what I say, then I'll need you to sing the final - AUDIE...Read Full Lyrics

Well, Jim fingered Jenny, and Paul fingered Penny And Phil fingered Anne and Melissa And John fingered Tess, and then John fingered Jess Although he still refuses to kiss her And R...Read Full Lyrics