Cap'n Kirk Lyrics

I'm sick of feeling trapped whenI walk down this dirty city streetsI don't know what to do aboutthe rats under my fucking feetthere's no law anymoreThese rats have settled the scor...Read Full Lyrics

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog Little sister brought her new boyfriend He was a Mexican We didn't know ...Read Full Lyrics

Jesus was a dreidel spinnerAnd this we can't forgetPaul was Saul before he was Paul and the last supper was a sederJesus was a dreidel spinnerAnd all his disciples were tooSo all y...Read Full Lyrics

Me and Betty Shelly were at Cinnamon Park Waiting for the battle of the bands Betty's older brother had a bad reputation And a water bed in his van He said hey Jilly Sue I've got s...Read Full Lyrics

Bobby Trucks was a fat little boy Living in a shitty little town Every recess the dodge ball flew And knocked poor Bobby down 4:00 when he got home Upstairs in his room He'd close ...Read Full Lyrics

Far away, another time I was yours and you were mine Entwined, we spiraled down so far together Smoke and mirrors and rolled up bills We had it all and then more still But it was n...Read Full Lyrics

I'm climbing the stairway That leads from the kitchen In a bar in Tel Aviv He asks for my age He thinks I'm a virgin That's why he asked for me [Chorus] Somebody's missing me Some...Read Full Lyrics

I met a boy called Frank MillsOn September the 12th right hereIn front of the WaverleyBut unfortunatelyI lost his addressHe was last seen with his friendA drummer, he resembles Geo...Read Full Lyrics

Joey, Joey, Joey was the IT girl at just fifteen She had short blonde hair that was slightly teased She made the older men sweat when she dance on TV Doing the frug, doing the monk...Read Full Lyrics

She once stole a paperbackShe found a gay lord's drugsShe was too ashamed to buy itwhat would the clerk think of herso she put it in her overcoatand had a bite to eatwith the whole...Read Full Lyrics