Caringly Impaired Lyrics

There was a time when the ends justified the means. Mama said eat those green beans and everything will be alright. Kiss you on the head goodnight and then you're of to bed. Don...Read Full Lyrics

Dear mom, I'm sorry for all those crazy things I did. I'm sorry, I was just a kid. Like the time I put holes in your wall with my ninja stars. Or the time I feel asleep and took ...Read Full Lyrics

You came into my life through a revolving door. There for a short time and then you're there no more. You will always be a small part of me, But friends again we can never be. You...Read Full Lyrics

I like to color with my crayons I like to play with bloody tampons I like to play with my G I Joes I am always pimpin the hoes Barney is my favorite show Debbie Does Dallas is my f...Read Full Lyrics

You were there one month of the year, but the calendar is 12 months long. Mother did her very best, but she did it by herself 'cause you were gone. Every now and then you strolled ...Read Full Lyrics

Looking back to all the time we shared, and all the times we had. It makes me feel real low that I treated you bad. Didn't know what I wanted, but now I do. I'm sorry that this is ...Read Full Lyrics

Damn it why won't you get out of my head. 2:30 in the morning and I lie awake in bed. Man do I hate love but you're all that's on my mind. My pencil turns to mush from the words...Read Full Lyrics

Sit around all day remote control glued to my hand Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon Oppourtunity is knockin but I can't open the door Cause I'm shit faced drunk passed out ...Read Full Lyrics

A time not long ago Friends would come and go But one or two Would seem to stick around Hangin' out like everyday Seems they'll never go away Best freinds are forever They'll alway...Read Full Lyrics

Got a leaky faucet The water comes out brown The handle falls off the toilet When I push it down Stains on the floor Glass for a front door Home Sweet Home Mildew in the shower Mil...Read Full Lyrics