Cartoon Dad Lyrics

Every day when I come homeI expect to find you goneA folded message by the phoneThe television left switched onWith every single channel showingSlow-mo pictures of you goingMy legs...Read Full Lyrics

Battling the bottle, fighting the flab, At war with the worldBattling the bottle, fighting the flabAt war with the worldEverybody ran when they heard the soundOf handgun fire in th...Read Full Lyrics

Today was a wonderful day, fantasticNo, of course, I'm being sarcasticI spent most of it in painTaking my own name in vainIt's not easy being all-knowing and all-seeingIf everythin...Read Full Lyrics

Robin, he don't have a lotBut Robin always gives me what he's gotAnd I know him so wellI feel like I assembled him myselfI'm so glad he's aroundRobin doesn't ever let me downPatrik...Read Full Lyrics

A politician lies, [?]Screaming out in painSquirrels are hooked on crack cocaineIt's just another day at the officeJ-Lo tries on her new fur coatOf rabbit, racoon and foxShe's stil...Read Full Lyrics

When the fat kid gets offWe'll climb on the lead horseRiding into the mountainsI've been saving a placeOn my back for your faceWrap your arms round my waist and hold tightOn the ca...Read Full Lyrics

Maybe if I had the moneyI would buy myself out of the armyI'd grow my hair and be back there with youTo love you and protect youFrom all the scum who are out to get youI'm far away...Read Full Lyrics

Pizza boyWill you deliver me some words of joyI'm sick and tired of all the hate and warAnd I just need something morePaper boyWill you deliver me some words of joyI'm sick and tir...Read Full Lyrics

Why can't we get alongWe've got so much in commonOur organs and our bloodOur capacity for loveWhy can't we get alongWhy must we always fightWe're really not so differentWe hope, we...Read Full Lyrics

Tell the armyAnd the NavyTell the RAFTell the stone-throwersTell the olive-growersBy the wall of deathSend a messageTo the front lineTell the marching bandsFrom this momentWar is o...Read Full Lyrics