Cell Phones Suck Lyrics

It's been a long day sacking groceries at the hinky dinky store. All the old ladies are mean, I don't want to do this anymore, But If I got home, and tell my mom I don't have a job...Read Full Lyrics

Jenny and I really hate your guts. We can not believe you're such a slut. Jenny got tears in her eyes, I got pissed and you know why. You were getting it on with her dad. Jenny and...Read Full Lyrics

She doesnt't't like me well never get married. She doesnt't't like me well never have kids. She doesnt't't like me that's why she always tells me Maybe we should just be friends. S...Read Full Lyrics

I know you're the girl on tv, But I can't see why you're not with me. I know we'll be together soon. We will spend our life together I'll be with you now and forever, Although you ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not a superhero, Ill never fly through your window or crash through walls cuz you say so. I'm not an evil genius, I never meant to play mind games or tried to fuck up everythin...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sitting on the floor, Looking at the world through a picture window. I see a pretty girl, she walking by I decide to follow. I run out through the door, Couldn't wait no more t...Read Full Lyrics

Do you remember when, When everything was so simple and fun back then? But now the times have changed. Now you're pissed off at me almost everyday. You sold me out and I don't unde...Read Full Lyrics

Why did monkeys use my mouth as a toilet and then decide to wipe with my hand? Why's my big brain giving birth to a baby and it's crying and kicking in my head? That's the la...Read Full Lyrics

Carefree times are gone Innocence is no longer Never ask yourself out Never question the truth you're given Never give it a second thought believe compromising lies Keep your eyes...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna be lying on the beach, Frying in the sun like eggs and bacon. And you told me That you'd rather be stuck in this town If I'm not mistaken. I wanna go where no one knows my ...Read Full Lyrics