Certain Songs Lyrics

I've been trying to get people to call me Freddy Knuckles. People keep calling me Right Said Fred. It's hard to keep trying when half your friends are dying. It's hard to hold s...Read Full Lyrics

She only pays attention to the prices of cigarettes. She says she hopes they get cheaper. She only takes the pick me uppers to counteract all the put me to sleepers. She used to ...Read Full Lyrics

If they ask about Charlemagne. Be polite and say something vague. Like another lover lost to the restaurant raids. If they ask why we left in the first place. Say we were young...Read Full Lyrics

the gin was just like gideon. the kings were just like solomon. the bashes were like babylon. the jester kept on jacking off. nervous cough, nervous cough, nervous cough and now we...Read Full Lyrics

all your favorite movies. they ain't all that funny. if you ain't that high. and i ain't that high. all your favorite books. they wouldn't seem so well written if you were just a l...Read Full Lyrics

the call came in on a princess phone on the patio. she said: hey if that's jeppetto tell him i'm not here yet. tell him that i ain't done with my beers yet. tell him that i'm up in...Read Full Lyrics

i can't believe i was worried about hurting you. i should have kicked it with your cousin when i had the opportunity.i was at some party and she said she had to talk to me and then...Read Full Lyrics