Chair Ass Lyrics

You never had a chanceYou doodied in your pantsPant'loons - dirty pant'loonsYou did the pee-pee danceYou wet your fancy pantsPant'loons - dirty pant'loonsI was alive for only fiveS...Read Full Lyrics

You're a pain in my assYou make me wanna dieOr kill or try to forget the remains of my lifeI feel so hostile when you're aroundStumbling in the dark, through the trailer parkWhile ...Read Full Lyrics

(…bet ya didn't think we knew that jointyou say 'em - we play 'em)Alright, hey, how's your cock 'n balls…Let me be Ron with you for a moment.I have to tell you something I neve...Read Full Lyrics

I'm tied with indecisionI know exactly what I meanToo hard to deal with bullshit stalematesStalemates of deceitSo I hit the bottleI hit the bottle with both handsI hit the bottle s...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sorry that it took so long to write this song, but I gave upYou see one million words can't describe how it feels to know your loveWhere did I go wrong? I should have told you ...Read Full Lyrics

Unlucky seventeenAlready handed plans for the futureGlamour obsessed, shown how to dressAnd told how to thinkAnd I don't have a jobBut I can show you how to be a slobSo many days, ...Read Full Lyrics

Hot summer, what a bummer Me oh my, think I'm going to, Pull a sicky, do runner, Talk talking to my leader SUMMER FEVER, WHAT A BLEEDER Free and easy, easily free-er Live for the...Read Full Lyrics

Here's another drink to coverevery word you sayfine excuses, it wasn't you thensorry, my mistakeHere comes the partwhere the stunt double playsyou ask somebody elseto take the fall...Read Full Lyrics

I'll see you on the outside and we'll Never be the same After all that's happened what is it that We've gained? Well I've made mistakes before and Never lived them down After all y...Read Full Lyrics

It's negative, I wish you the worst dearTo feel the greatest pain, a positiveYou said it's all in vain and know I feltAnd I won't feel again, I know youHours of madness, years of d...Read Full Lyrics