Charlemagne's Home Town Lyrics

Strap them kids in Give 'em a Little bit of vodka In a Cherry coke We're goin to Oklahoma To the Family reunion For the First time in years It's up at Uncle Slaton's Cuz he's getti...Read Full Lyrics

Bills are paid but it makes no difference To the gods that seem to rule our home Heat shut off for no known reason This old building's got a mind of its own I can tell your f...Read Full Lyrics

Last time I saw you It could've been Christmas eve It could've been someone's birthday It could've been make believe for all I know It could've been make believelast time I saw you...Read Full Lyrics

I got a room with a Freeway view I'm only home at night I ain't ever coming back to you Or then again I might Then again I might get lonely Then again I might not know my mind I ...Read Full Lyrics

When I was maybe three or four The Fuller Brush man would knock at the door He'd always tell me, "Boy, you're gonna miss the fun! Time you're old enough the honky-tonks'll all b...Read Full Lyrics

Look yonder comin', mercy me Three wise men in a SUV Corporate logo on the side Air-conditioned quiet ride That thing don't run on French fry grease That thing don't run on ...Read Full Lyrics

Got two cars and a chainlink fence Got insurance for accidents Nevermind what I don't know I dream of places I won't ever go But I lead a good life Yeah, I lead a good life ...Read Full Lyrics

Not a hot cup of coffee, nor a cold glass of tea Ever crossed your lips in my company Straight bourbon whiskey was all we'd abide So let's don't hold back now, we've got nothing to...Read Full Lyrics

Slowly crawling 'cross the floor Comes a shadow through the window From the house next door And the dust specks dancing In the last of the light One more evening passing S...Read Full Lyrics

The in-laws are waiting the games have begun The cell phone keeps ringing? Don? T answer it hon? The whole thing? S arranged just to aggravate Dad And it? S amateur day on the old ...Read Full Lyrics