Cheese Shop Lyrics

We're knights of the round tableWe dance whenever we're ableWe do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccableWe dine well here in CamelotWe eat ham and jam and spam a lotWe'...Read Full Lyrics

It's Christmas in Heaven. All the children sing. It's Christmas in Heaven. Hark. Hark. Those church bells ring.It's Christmas in Heaven. The snow falls from the sky, But it's nice ...Read Full Lyrics

Muddy knees have got me all a-quiver,Muddy knees have got me all aglow,Muddy knees have sent me for a paper,To a newsstand near I know...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

The world today is absolutely crackers.With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's wh...Read Full Lyrics

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',He grew, grew, grew, and grewGrew up to be, grew up to beA boy called 'Brian',A boy called 'Brian'.He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet,Th...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

A one, twoA one, two, three, fourHalf a bee, philosophicallyMust, ipso facto, half not beBut half the bee has got to beA vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?But can a bee be said to be...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

The world today is absolutely crackers.With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's wh...Read Full Lyrics