Chef's Tribute to Kathy Lee Lyrics

It's hard to be a Jew on ChristmasMy friends won't let me join in any gamesAnd I can't sing Christmas songsOr decorate a Christmas treeOr leave water out for RudolphCos there's som...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas PooHe loves me and I love youTherefore, vicariously, he loves youEven if you're a JewSometimes he's nuttySometimes he's cornyHe can be brown or greenish b...Read Full Lyrics

When a man loves a womanAnd a woman loves a manWellActually, sometimes the man doesn't love the womanBut he acts like he does so he can get some actionMagic starts to happenAnd the...Read Full Lyrics

Holidays are that special timeWhen we laugh and sing and feel warm and cozyForget about being angry for a dayRemember how it felt to be a childOpening presents on Christmas mornin'...Read Full Lyrics

We want underpants today, all daySearch for underpants, todayWe won't stop until we have underpantsYum yum yummy yum yayTime to go to work, work all daySearch for underpants todayW...Read Full Lyrics

You will open the curtains at onceBut i will be already awakeWhat a little is the earth, earthI want to split it in halfLord of nationsI'll make your connections collapseLord of na...Read Full Lyrics

12 in the morning,BreakfastYellow orange juiceAnd some wineLater i'm going to floatUpwards in the seaLater i'm going to floatUpwards in the seaFollowing the dolphinsThey allow me t...Read Full Lyrics

Want to be, want to beWant to be your siameseHoling you through the forestThe torch will enlighten the wayYou're still the kingHistory of deerRebel and darkenedWhen he was fiveHad ...Read Full Lyrics

It belong usTo tack like fire needlesKeeping human secretBecause some of the monkey's liesDon't still full mouthDon't still full mouthDon't still in places with memoryLike arrows w...Read Full Lyrics

The sphinx wants to be prefectBut she lost her noseHer cells wants to changeBut not quiteWhy should i be afraidYou're mute of powerWith dissolvent i will erase your nightAnd climb ...Read Full Lyrics