Children's Story Lyrics

Ladies, and gentlemen, and lowlifesIt is with outstanding pleasurethat we are here to present tonight,Slick Rick, the Ruler! And MC Ricky D!Doing their smash hit, "Mona Lisa,"you ...Read Full Lyrics

Excuse me, I'm trying to earn a mere buck or twoA solemn rapper come in -- and who the f*ck are you?Around this part of town with diamonds and your girl in fur"I'm trying to enter ...Read Full Lyrics

{Scratching} get, get, get, get, get a lil' stupid [Let's get crazy!]{Scratching} get, get, get, get, get a lil' stupid [Let's get crazy!]{Scratching} get, get, get, get [Let's get...Read Full Lyrics

Here we goOnce upon a time not long agoWhen people wore pajamas and lived life slowWhen laws were stern and justice stoodAnd people were behavin' like they ought ta goodThere lived...Read Full Lyrics

Check, check, check, check, check, checkYeah, they say that Rick, Rick isYou're all garbage that type talk, I'm onDumb one becomin' glad, the great one walks amongWhisperin', coupl...Read Full Lyrics

* cut and scratched "Slick Rick" ** audience applause ** siren sounds *"MC... Ricky... D" * last syllable scratched *"Okay party people in the house" * scratched *"This is the orig...Read Full Lyrics

Finally, a change from these fake rap artists[Rick] Me and Nas bring it to your hardest Finally, real niggaz that are Billboard charters[Rick] Me and Nas bring it to your hardest[S...Read Full Lyrics

Do ya like it, like it, like it, like it girl???? Great I'm in trouble I suppose because I does hit girlfriend Ya love me in my drop top Rolls Traffic came to a halt I'm like "I b...Read Full Lyrics

Kit, where you goin'?Sorry, Michael, it's Rick the rulerI have to goLights, camera, action, you're onGet old Ricky D, what's wrong? The crowd's goneSo help me out kit 'cause this t...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, Venus, oh, VenusHey, Venus, oh, VenusVenus, if you willPlease send a little girl for me to thrillA girl who wants my kisses and my armsA girl with all the charms of youVenus, ...Read Full Lyrics