Chinese Restaurant Lyrics

Fat man slouched over the bench laughs at my transportation Every time I drive by him he fills with jubilation He's laughing at my tires he's laughing at my horn And th...Read Full Lyrics

Soundcheck was the very first time that I saw her dancing In the front row She had arms and legs not gills or fins like something You'd find in a fishy bowl I started hopin...Read Full Lyrics

Charlie had a mission Charlie had a quest Charlie had a question that stumped the very best How do I get a girl close enough to me To make her mine perpetually Charlie ne...Read Full Lyrics

To all of my friends who mind me now more than ever Whether you're a pal or a gal I'll be your friend till the end and forever Whether you're a friend or a foe or somebody that I'v...Read Full Lyrics

I hate days that start like this My dog Reggie decided to take a piss On my brand new shoes and I'm all out of pot Thought the forecast was clear but I'm guessing it's not And just...Read Full Lyrics

As I look back at all these years That I pushed you away Neglected you when you were always on my side Yea you were always on my side And now that I am getting older it's getting c...Read Full Lyrics

Silverfish are swimming in and out of my walls My heat is out, you don't return my calls The snow is drifted up, I can't get my mail My faith in mankind is beginning to fail ...Read Full Lyrics

Girls at the bus stop Girls in the back seat Girls all around But none of them None of them Talk to me Girl in the classroom Girls in the hallway Girls all around me...Read Full Lyrics

I don't feel like growing up I don't feel like wasting time On planet earth just sitting here waiting for a catastrophe to hit No, I don't ever want to live my life Working hard at...Read Full Lyrics

She said lies are for liars Had me thinking that my pants were on fire Had me hanging by a telephone wire Connected to a telephone without any dials Go ahead and call me a fake I ...Read Full Lyrics