Christianity Is Stupid Lyrics

You must be daddy's little pumpkinI can tell by the way you rollYou must be daddy's little pumpkinI can tell by the way you rollWhy it's quarter past elevenAnd you're sleeping on t...Read Full Lyrics

Does he still think about herWhy there was never really any doubtEvery time he lights a candleOr blows a candle outThe scientific nature of the ordinary manIs to go on out and do t...Read Full Lyrics

If I could make my living going fishing Then I would make my living with a line and pole Put food on the table pay the money to the landlord Buy some working clothes 'Cause I ain't...Read Full Lyrics

Jesus.... the missing yearsIt was raining. It was coldWest Bethlehem was no place for a twelve year oldSo he packed his bags and he headed outTo find out what the world's aboutHe w...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus:We were standingStanding by peaceful watersStanding by peaceful watersWhoa Wah Oh Wha OhWhoa Wah Oh Wha OhSPOKEN: Many years ago along the Illinois-Wisconsin BorderThere was...Read Full Lyrics

A young man from a small townWith a very large imaginationLay alone in his room with his radio onLooking for another stationWhen the static from the mouthpieceGave way to the sound...Read Full Lyrics

I don't want your big French FryI don't want your carI don't want to buy no soapFrom no washed-up movie starYou are so much louderThan the show I wanna hearWith your sugarless gumG...Read Full Lyrics

Space Monkey, Space MonkeyWhat you doing out there?Why it's dark as a dungeon way up in the airCome gather round me you little monkeys and a story I'll tellAbout a brave young prim...Read Full Lyrics

I'm awfully tired of the same old businessKiss the babies, make 'em cryI'm only lookin' for one good womanCross my heart and hope to dieStick a needle in my eye, eye, eyeGot a load...Read Full Lyrics

I can hear the wheels of the automobilesSo far away - just moving along through the drifting snowIt's times like these when the temperatures freezeI sit alone just looking at the w...Read Full Lyrics