Christmas Wrap Lyrics

I wake up again with a boner I gotta do the weiner tuck So I can walk to the shower Not let my fam see I need to fuck I guess I could masturbate in bed But I'd rather use some sha...Read Full Lyrics

I'm in love with you honey I wanna kiss you under the moon Then take you to bed I'll be big or little spoon You take your pick But at times you might catch me Standing in my unde...Read Full Lyrics

My family is so naughty I was changing my underwear and my daddy caught me I think he did it on purpose But that's okay it was my birthday wish Oh Daddy You're just as bad as momm...Read Full Lyrics

Bones and muscles organs and such Is that all a bit too much To vaguely describe what's happening inside Well fuck it let's take a ride Lying in my bed with clothes on my body I tr...Read Full Lyrics

She put her feet against my face They were way too soft Never thought I would really really like this Until it made me jizz all over the wall Then she moved them down to my balls ...Read Full Lyrics

Another fucking day Sitting by the window Watching squirrels play And eating cheap jello But they're so annoying Cause all I can think about Is my negative bank account It's such...Read Full Lyrics