Christmas Lyrics

Doctor, there's something wrong with me My health is not all that it used to be My heart is out of beat, I got chokers on my feet My eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see Doctor t...Read Full Lyrics

Why should I care, why should I care?Girls of fifteenSexually knowingThe ushers are sniffingEau-de-coloningThe seats are seductiveCelibate sittingPretty girls diggingPrettier women...Read Full Lyrics

I know you've deceived me, now here's a surpriseI know that you have 'cause there's magic in my eyesI can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and milesOh yeahIf you think t...Read Full Lyrics

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight ... I've got my clipboard, text books Lead me to the station Yeah, I'm off to the civil war I've got my kit bag, my heavy boots I'm r...Read Full Lyrics

I've looked under chairsI've looked under tablesI've tried to find the keyTo fifty million fablesThey call me The SeekerI've been searching low and highI won't get to get what I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm the hippiest number in town and I'll tell you why,I'm the snappiest dresser right down to my inch wide tie,And to get you wise I'll explain it to you,A few of the things that a...Read Full Lyrics

We're not strong enough!We're not young enough!We're not long enough,Not cold enoughEmotionally we're not even old enough!Late at night, we're in a video-game dream,There is no lov...Read Full Lyrics

I went back to the doctorTo get another shrinkI sit and tell him 'bout my weekendBut he never betrays what he thinksWooCan you see the real me, doctor?Doctor?Can you see the real m...Read Full Lyrics

The sun shinesAnd people forgetThe spray flies as the speedboat glidesAnd people forgetForget they're hidingThe girls smileAnd people forgetThe snow packs as the skier tracksPeople...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome to the Camp, I guess you all know why we're hereMy name is TommyAnd I became aware this yearIf you want to follow me, You've got to play pinballAnd put in your earplugsPut ...Read Full Lyrics