Christmas Morning Lyrics

A bunch of nerdy brainy guys a long way backInvented a crazy little thing they called the UnivacFor years now, they've been upgrading that thingIt can walk and talk and count and t...Read Full Lyrics

Of all the chicks and broads and babes and bimbos I have knownNo one does it better than you do on the phoneMidway through my busy day all through my empty nightI dial your 900 num...Read Full Lyrics

If Jesse don't like it then it's prob'ly not artJesse knows what's good Ol' Jesse is smartAnd if you don't like that don't feel sad'Cause the art that you like is probably badGrand...Read Full Lyrics

He don't stay out anymoreNo more coming in past fourMost nights he turns in 'round tenHe's way too tired to pretendSure, you might find him up at threeBut if he is it's just to pee...Read Full Lyrics

Now I'm walking on the beach I came to understandWith each step I left a footprint, a fresh fossil in the sandLooking over my left shoulder, behind lay my old trackAnd I will be my...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not gonna cry today, I won't shed a tearEven if some milk is spilt, I won't dilute my beerI won't use a tissue, my pillow will stay dryAnd I won't need a shoulder, 'cause I'm n...Read Full Lyrics

We said we would keep in touch;We're way out of reach!...Read Full Lyrics

I go to the graveyard where we all must goAmong the dead and the buried there just so I will knowWhat it's like beneath those trees listening to that windI go to the graveyard and ...Read Full Lyrics

In the year 2000 my age was 53Born in the first half of the last centuryI always was post-modern but that's ancient historyNow I'm the last man on EarthThat's what the matter is wi...Read Full Lyrics

Day is ending
 Birds are wendingBack to the shelter of
 Each little nest they love Nightshades falling
 Lovers calling
 What makes the World go round
 Nothing but love ...Read Full Lyrics