Christmas Camel Lyrics

Oh the idol, Oh the idol They knew the monster's every trick They knew his secrets every stitch All of it had been a game Nothing but a charlatan Perhaps there was a chance of comi...Read Full Lyrics

Weird goings-on at the county jailPrisoners reading the sheriff's mailHe's strapped down to a swivel chairTrying to swivel right out of therePin-striped sweet's in cell 15Convinced...Read Full Lyrics

When you knew that I had given all the kindness that I had Did you think that it might be time to stop? When you knew that I was through That I'd done all I could do Did you really...Read Full Lyrics

You'd better listen anybody'Cause I'm gonna make it clear That my life is unimportantWhat I've done I did through fear There's a river running through meOn its tide I tried to hide...Read Full Lyrics

Conquistador your stallion stands in need of companyAnd like some angel's haloed browYou reek of purityI see your armor plated breastHas long since lost its sheenAnd in your death ...Read Full Lyrics

Bringing home the baconTender juicy steaks Breast-fed baby dumpling Gobbling up the cakes Milk-fed baby dumplingSlobbering, goo-faced, mean Wet-nursed sour purse spot faceBlubberin...Read Full Lyrics

Tell you how the story standsI'm a victim in your handsGot me pleading on my bended kneesThat's the way the picture readsIt's a horror showIt's a body blowAnd it's gone too farTell...Read Full Lyrics

Still scowling black Good Captain Clack Must eat his humble pie His bed is made The colors fade His eyes once wet are dry The naked muse Who sits and chews Tobacco off a tree Remov...Read Full Lyrics

"All hands on deck, we"ve run afloat" I heard the captain cry"Explore the ship, replace the cook, let no one leave alive!"Across the straits, around the Horn, how far can sailors f...Read Full Lyrics

The Devil came from Kansas. Where he went to I can't say Though I teach I'm not a preacher, and I aim to stay that way There's a monkey riding on my back, been there for some time ...Read Full Lyrics