Christmas Day Lyrics

(difford/tilbrook) The cigarette of a single man Burns in the ashtray by his bed He pulls the ring of another can And holds it up beside his head The book he reads is on the floor...Read Full Lyrics

(difford/tilbrook) My head was stuck in the cat flap on the door Where I could see her walking on the kitchen floor Down on my knees Just like a dog Begging for scraps that she sa...Read Full Lyrics

(Difford/Tilbrook) The Indians send signals From the rocks above the pass The cowboys take positions In the bushes and the grass The squaw is with the Corporal She is tied against...Read Full Lyrics

(difford/tilbrook) Breaking up Is breaking my heart Is showing me the door And if I get it open I'll discover that there's much more to life than this As I hit the wall with the f...Read Full Lyrics

(difford/tilbrook) He stalks the club with cupid's toy Foremost in his mind Jacks his body into shape And leaves the rest behind He has a pea for a brain A spud for a heart A scar...Read Full Lyrics

(Difford/Tilbrook) Daphne Don't be ridiculous This silence is killing us Talk to me Speaking with a loving tongue Give life a sense of fun Daphne Don't be so cavalier All that you...Read Full Lyrics

(Difford/Tilbrook) I knew that I had drunk too much I had passed my drink degree I climbed into my rented car I was happy as could be Then I pulled out of the driveway And the lig...Read Full Lyrics

(Difford/Tilbrook) Donkey talk I can hear the donkey talk Words chained out in a line Loads of reason not much rhyme Finger drumming beats behind Donkey talk most of the time The ...Read Full Lyrics

(Holland) Give me iko I wanna ball the wall here Shuffle in Dumaine Hear the hookacumbi Meet my tipatina Love her hold her tightly Wanna see her swaying In New Orleans nightly You...Read Full Lyrics

(Difford/Tilbrook) When I was crowned a mummy's boy by friends I didn't like I made a meal of trips to school upon my father's bike I used to sit between his legs, perched on a pi...Read Full Lyrics