Christmas Ditty Lyrics

Verse 1 We’re señoritas with an attitude,Wreaking havoc and stealing food.No table manners, we’re debauched and crude.We’ll eat our fill and show no gratitude. Maybe our pa...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Put that light out! Put that blinking light out! Shut all the doors and tape up all your windows! Don’t show a chink of light to Hermann, Hans or Fritz. Put that light o...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Baby sleeps in the dark of night, Gift of love like a shining light. Baby sleeps, he’s a sign so small Of a gift of love given for us all. Chorus Shining bright (shi...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 (to astronauts) We are Zorkonians, And we’re the master race! Our very name is feared All through outer space! And any universal voyager who dares To land his rocket-...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 We have worked for years and years, You have not yet grown your beards. Here’s our spot when nights are cold, (pointing to seats by the fire) Know your place – do as ...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Turn on the big computers! Fire up the rocket boosters! Flick all the switches, iron out the glitches, It’s a mission which is going to take you far away, Into outer-...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 The streets are very busy – they’ve come alive today, As folk arrive at market to see what’s on display. Just take a look around you, there is so much to see, Thereâ...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 If you’re travelling through the forest, Don’t be scared – it is secure! Even if you’ve heard the rumours, You’ll be safe – be very sure! Don’t believe it wh...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus What’s going on behind the stable door? Something peculiar, that’s for sure! We haven’t got a notion What this commotion’s all about. We want to find ou...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Hello Sailor, need some TLC? How about a drink with friendly company? It’s so long since you’ve been at sea. Hello Sailor, come on in and join the party!Verse 2 Hello ...Read Full Lyrics