Christmas Time's for Assholes Lyrics

Frank, I heard you passed awayThe pumpkin rests todayBut the muffins that you bakedWere much more than I can repayFrank, the newts in IdahoAre sad to see you goBut now, to sleep yo...Read Full Lyrics

I have loved you for the last time Is it a video? Is it a video? I have touched you for the last time Is it a video? Is it a video? For the love, for laughter, I flew up to your a...Read Full Lyrics

Lend an ear, pretty childWho counts birdshot in a dead man's chestYou don't wanna hear about napalm, you just wanna rockCircus magazine says that you're writing a song that you're ...Read Full Lyrics

Nine-year-olds that kick you in the shinToilet bowls with droplets on the rimLeisure suits with polyester trimAnd an orange is nothing but a juicy pumpkinPepperoni pizza by the sli...Read Full Lyrics

Nobody knows when the monkey got funkyWhat the monkey was carryin' on his person(Stumpy, Stumpy)Nobody knows when the monkey got stunkyWhen the monkey got home from Las Vegas(Stump...Read Full Lyrics

She came over, she came overI got on her, you got on herOh, the pressure, oh, the pressurePretty girl but nothing specialJust because I said I want itDon't mean you can call me on ...Read Full Lyrics

Take anything to get you byTaste the rain and stay awake tonightI know the things that make you mineBut you only love me on your timeYou broke the window and set the school on fire...Read Full Lyrics

What's a speakerzoid?A speakerzoid is a...It'll be on timeIt'll be all fineIt'll be alrightSometimes it might even give you a frightIt'll be duringA modern movieIt'll be during the...Read Full Lyrics

Another weekend out of my life I'm either too shy or humble Another weekend out of my life Is gonna get me into trouble Feel a body, warm and close behind me I turn around, but yo...Read Full Lyrics

She got them at the tanning salon (White freckles) That stencils sticking, let's get it on (White freckles) Tâches de rousseur mon qui moi? (White freckles) Bar-B-Cutie, where'd y...Read Full Lyrics