Christmasnite Lyrics

And students, the thing to remember about church and state... You gotta keep 'em separated! Don't try to pray in the classroom. You can't be spreading your faith. They turn our cla...Read Full Lyrics

Corinthians [parody of In the End, by Linkin Park] It starts with love Young thing -- I don't know why You didn't read the letter our Lord supplied With that in mind, I revised th...Read Full Lyrics

Cornelius - was favored by God He prayed to him constantly, daily Oh, Cornelius was in the army A pagan believer from Rome Cornelius! An angel from God Came straight to the spot he...Read Full Lyrics

You know life can be found in the Lord alone But pagan gods abound – at least they'll tell you so Don't be fooled – choose the God that's true Baby, in the 10 commands, it's nu...Read Full Lyrics

Well, Egypt girls are hip, I really dig my wife from there And the Sidon girls with their pagan gods They Tyred me out and I got snared The Middle East foreign leaders gave me paga...Read Full Lyrics

The devil went down to the Jordan He was lookin' for a show to steal He was in a bind 'cause Jesus came to find The people willing to make it real And he came across the Son of Ma...Read Full Lyrics

When the Son come down He was deep within the ground surrounded by a giant stone And it's no surprise that on the Sabbath day all His pals stayed home But things were all about to ...Read Full Lyrics

Parody of "(Don't Fear) the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult Fallen times have come. We can't turn and run Stephen didn't fear the people, Not even when they stoned him to death We ca...Read Full Lyrics

Drop of Lucifer [parody of Drops of Jupiter, by Train] Now that he's back in the atmosphere The drop of Lucifer is severe, yeah yeah... yeah... He acts like somehow his worldwide ...Read Full Lyrics

See my hair, it's so long! How'd I get so strong? There's a clue in this song I've got you pinned! Always win! Rip you limb from limb When old Samson is done! See me one guy only w...Read Full Lyrics