Christopher Columbus Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well the cold has a hard time finding me Unlike some folks I know Yeah all the men down in Union Square Are worried about the snow [Bridge 1] 'Cause when your poc...Read Full Lyrics

[Girl 1] This is Ruth Ann Elliot's original Clearasil joke [Girl 2] Well, you see, there was this girl And she went into a department store And she said, "What's the smalles...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] The devil said for you and I To settle in our shoes So we would never have to fight And never have to lose [Chorus] But many a road have I wandered And many a lo...Read Full Lyrics

Well tell the televangelist he's out of a job 'Cause I look good on a cross and I can sure sing along Overrated, under-educated, simple and dry Who knew a man's fate was such a ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] So hang my up from your rafters Yeah, oh baby, peel me apart for the glow Yeah oh keep me like a present And display me so everyone knows Yeah, and you can hang my p...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I might be the worst But you'd know the best You drive the car I'll do the rest The getaway was quick and clean We make an awful perfect team You never know how fa...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Sweet dreams Let me lay here down Hold your breath Don't make a sound Baby, oh, say, can you sleep? I've been getting pretty good At counting sheep [Break] I a...Read Full Lyrics

Please marry me, Mona Lee I need someplace to hide If you can't bind my hands in wedding bands Then I'll daisy chain my life away, my Lord Then I'll daisy chain my life away, m...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Same old shoes on the same old feet Same colored tie every day of the week Shampoo, conditioner, instant repeat Drip dry, do it again I tell my woes to the knife and...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I’ve become a cold case Bruised and black Laying on a table with my eyes rolled back A husband for dear Doe, Jane [Bridge] I used to fit in your arms like a boo...Read Full Lyrics