Christopher, I'm Coming Home Without You Lyrics

Leonard, I'm back in the game You should see what these Christians they do in your name Sheena the punk rocker was never a lady Why you so surprised to find she's now your alt-r...Read Full Lyrics

I've been writing since the day you made me They say I'm gonna be on television, baby Black-lined cartoon at the arcade Spotlight the stitches that you made They said I'm gon...Read Full Lyrics

They say he is a monster Dear old Mr. Green He's locked in my bathroom With a vacuum-powered beauty machine I'm going ugly for you Just like you asked me to And you can pis...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Leonard Cohen, I am holding your letter I do hope that you are still feeling better It's spring way out here and I'm trying to play along So thank you for sending your "Fam...Read Full Lyrics

Call the minute you get home My fingernails have grown You looking for the money I drove back with Melody We let those boys go free We never asked for nothing And I leane...Read Full Lyrics

The doorman sweeps the floor "Ma'am, I will see you at 4" "Don't count on it, I don't buy green bananas no more" 'Cause I am 92 And I dress better than you Vicious as Salome ...Read Full Lyrics

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of whiskey Jack fell down and broke his crown and now he doesn't miss me I get the gist, we're like Sisyphus, it's a constant rerun...Read Full Lyrics

You took her perfume off the shelf Sat in your little bed and sprayed yourself Said "Mama, mama, I ain't no toy" "But I'll be better, I'll be your Golden Boy" He walked aroun...Read Full Lyrics

John Michael Holiday Remember philosophy school? You planned all the parties And I made up all the rules Just so you know I am coming home after so long How is your fancy ap...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. President, bow down, Lady Godiva's back in town And I would make a bet the future of her heart The future of her heart is chocolate Don't shoot the messenger Don't shoot ...Read Full Lyrics