Classic Asshole Lyrics

Funeral crashing tonight-alright Drive right in and fight-let's fight Knock 'em over the head-the head Haul away their dead We got him in a hefty bag Don't be sad be glad Your son'...Read Full Lyrics

Flannel Seattle Flannel Seattle I left my flannel in Seattle I left my flannel in Seattle Wanna go to Seattle and get some flannel Wanna go to Seattle and get some flannel Flannel ...Read Full Lyrics

They all got fucking Birkenstocks It's fifty fucking degrees out Soome of them don't wear shoes at all At Haight and Ash you'll find them all Fucking hippies make me real sick Assk...Read Full Lyrics

Never mind the painful cries Just ignore her many lies Let her rest when she passes out While she's awake, let her shout Quickly pour her another cup Hold her hand when she shoots ...Read Full Lyrics

Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck shit Fuck Shit-for-brains asshole dickweed all right You're a motherfucker and I hate you Fuck shit hell damn shit fuck Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuc...Read Full Lyrics

Dickhead Chorus My name is Dickhead I ain't no inbred I got a shaved head Dickhead I'm only 13 I got a mohawk I'm gonna floor you And I live in Portland Chorus I'll cahse you down ...Read Full Lyrics

I was walking home from school one day When I saw Danny standing there I tried to show him my dirty underwear He showed me his and nothing would compare And he said Chorus You're u...Read Full Lyrics

I'm only fifteen and I got a gun Mommy and daddy had better run I'm only fifteen and I got a gun Time to go out and shoot a nun Cold... Hard... Steel... Pink! Chorus She's a girl w...Read Full Lyrics

La la, primitive enema La la, primitive enema I've been sitting on the pot all fucking day I've read all my magazines-twice! I gotta get on with my fucking life There's one thing l...Read Full Lyrics

This is a story about the last time I was hangin' out underneath the Freeway overpass on Gauer just north of Yucca. I was standing there Minding my own business and this girl came ...Read Full Lyrics