Cletus, The Slack-Jawed Yokel Lyrics

Homer: Bart! Marge: Go to your room. Bart: Yeah, right. Well, you're damned if you do, (What are we talking about?) Well, you're damned if you do, (Where's your sense of humour?) ...Read Full Lyrics

Sherry Bobbins: Alright, children, let's clean up this room. Bart: Aw, man... Lisa: Do we have to? Sherry: Now, now. I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fa...Read Full Lyrics

Spoken: Help the human's about to excape Get Your Paws Off Me You Dirty Ape (gasp) He Can Talk x7 I Can Sing!!! Ooo Help Me Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius! Dr...Read Full Lyrics

Homer: Bart. Bart. Bart. *Smash* bart! Bart: I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything. Bart: Yo! Hey, what's happening, dude? I'm the guy with the rep for bei...Read Full Lyrics

F L A his name is Ned E are S it's a stupid name he's worse than Frankinstein Or Doctor Ngo you can't upset him evan slightly he just smiles and nods politely Then goes home and wo...Read Full Lyrics

Party Posse(Bart, Nelson, Ralph, & Milhouse)- There's trouble in a far off nation. Lets get in love formation. Your love is more deadly than Sadam. That's why I gotta DROP THE BOMB...Read Full Lyrics

duff man, we all like your beer i said, duff man, we all want you here i said, duff man, you make as all queer and you taste so good to us yea duff man, you'll get all our cash i...Read Full Lyrics

When the weight of the world has got you down And you wanna end your life. Bills to pay, a dead-end job, And problems with the wife. But don't throw in the towel 'Cause there'...Read Full Lyrics

[Homer] Who can take your trash out Stomp it down for you Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingie do? The Garbage Man! [Garbage Men] Yes the Garbage Man Can! [Homer & Gar...Read Full Lyrics

Have no fears We've got stories for years Like um Marge becomes a robot Has moe ever owned a cellphone Or has bart ever owned a bear Or a crazy wedding Where something happens and ...Read Full Lyrics