Closet Monster Lyrics

i'm a member of the drunk tank- sometimes three days a week- i'm a member of the drunk tank- there's room reserved for me- happy hour is every hour seven days a week- drinking is m...Read Full Lyrics

there is something i gotta say- i don't know why they act that way- they come inside disrupt the fun- i really wish i had a gun- the terrorize my neighborhood- they tied my brother...Read Full Lyrics

had too many cold ones to my head- the party's just begun the world's already spinning- i must be out of my mind- because i'm scamming on a girl- who looks like a guy- just give me...Read Full Lyrics

back in the days of my adolescence- i never heard what my parents had to say- don't do this and do that well- in one ear and out the other- give me someone i can trust several oppo...Read Full Lyrics

i think its time i sit this last one outbefore i fall and make an ass of myselfwe'll never learn until we see the other sidean open mind, we'll try to keep on holding outyour at a ...Read Full Lyrics

he's big, fat, ugly, and mean- too many beers and he's a shitting machine- once he's drunk he likes to fight- any fifteen year old in sight- don't try to run, don't try to hide- he...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, Macklemore! Can we go thrift shopping? What, what, what, what [x7] Bada, badada, badada, bada... [x9] I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I - I - I...Read Full Lyrics

people are always thinking too much- they make the rules- ignorance ain't pretty in this cold, hard world- what if you don't have the answer to every question- well, we're not spre...Read Full Lyrics

no matter what color, we're all guilty of prejudice- no one cares about the children- no one cares about the future- we better realize our differences- because deep inside we're al...Read Full Lyrics

There's an s.o.s. from the land of the misfit toys It seems the king's turning his army into no. 2 pencils The other toys are really getting pissed Someone better stop him before t...Read Full Lyrics