Cockeyed Cookie Pusher Lyrics

We'll dig a hole in the ground And cover it up with sticks And chase a wooly mammoth in And jab at it with our spears The lady at the counter With cold oatmeal eyes, 'Take ...Read Full Lyrics

Since Sam Rosen packed up for New York My baseball mitt collects dust on the floor of my car. And I sort of secretly hope he's not there to stay... But anyway... I hope Sam's a...Read Full Lyrics

Give me back call in sick and drive hours You haven't really tried something 'til you've quit You haven't really tried something 'til you've quit Give it up for the quitters Gi...Read Full Lyrics

The end of the movie reel- flap, flap flap The wings of the pterandodon- flap, flap, flap A big fat, pregnant, radish smiling At the funniest pallbearer in the funeral. The e...Read Full Lyrics

Aw Crud, what a dud A fuddy duddy That's funny, that mummy I hate you wall I'm sorry wall I didn't mean that at all. A Maroon With a harpoon In a spitoon In a saloon ...Read Full Lyrics

We are warm where we are... I am totally fucking prepared to declare nuclear war on every boy in every band......Read Full Lyrics

Is it depression or disease? Tell it to the millipedes... The casserole was good And the drives were so nice Welcome to the worst part of your life I'm hard to fix because It to...Read Full Lyrics

Erase erase erase Silent explosions in space Erase erase erase Pure as the sun on your face Erase erase erase Until there ain't a trace Pure as the sun on your face One ...Read Full Lyrics

I will not hide inside Bewilderment... On a drizzling day Monks and drums and cats And our hats mussed our hair And our shaking frames Found their wedded way... Different ways ...Read Full Lyrics

Flags can't get stars right. Cause they take them down at night A wink is half of a blink, A wink is half of a blink. We sing and drink to the stink of kings, Our keys clink i...Read Full Lyrics