Cockney Medley Lyrics

When you left me, I did more than just cry I injected battery acid into my eye I hope my pain, my excruciating pain and my subsequent blindness Will deter you from any further a...Read Full Lyrics

Wooo The horse is a noble beast From the mustangs of the west To the stallions of the east But the horse has a distant cousin It lives I-do-not-know-where But it's message of racia...Read Full Lyrics

We've got to stop the destruction of the planet. Yeah. We want trees, not factories. Hehehe. Yeah, think about it. Otherwise, the creatures of this earth will rise up and take what...Read Full Lyrics

I texted you on a monday But you did not get my text till Tuesday Because of a network problem I texted you on a Wednesday But did not know that you'd called Because your sim Card...Read Full Lyrics

The jester hops on the leg of time, The scourge of the wizard nation. Magical chanting is no crime, When you're suckled by a blind Alsatian. Who stole the leg of time? Seen throug...Read Full Lyrics

I was alone My heart was cold It was a stone My soul was lonely Like a stone There was no moss And when I danced I danced alone But then I did not dance Because I was alone So I d...Read Full Lyrics

A cat cries out in the night (miaow) A dog cries out in the night (ruff) A cat and a dog cry out in the night (miaow, ruff) Two cats and a dog cry out in the night (miaow, ruff, ra...Read Full Lyrics

Zip-adee doo da Zip-adee-day My oh my What a wonderful day Plenty of sunshine, Coming my way Dry. Dry, dry. Dry for the most part, a good deal of sunshine Zipadee doo daa Zipa-de...Read Full Lyrics

I was looking for a place to go To forget about someone I used to know Where the music was playing loud Started dancing with the memories Among the crowd And there she was Dancing...Read Full Lyrics

First time I met Angel Up on the bridge of an ocean-going liner She was virtue, vice and (...) Can't give her up now for all the tea in China Here comes a knock on my door Angel f...Read Full Lyrics