Cognac and caviar Lyrics

Well I guess this songIs a mixtureOf my mother's witAnd my father's temperWell you got your daddy's skinMe, well I got nothingBut a pair of ugly feetThat I'm behind in, yeahThat I'...Read Full Lyrics

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We took care of all the memories left them where they use to be I’m alrightWhen there’s nothing left but sanity curled up right in front of me I’ll do fineWe break it down to...Read Full Lyrics

Mon-Wed-end of-Wed 1:56 pmHi Forrest, this is--I was wondering where gay is- uhhhThe gay place, the yo-yo-gurt placeSo why dont you call me back sometimeWhen you get this message a...Read Full Lyrics

(Nokia ring tone)Forrest: Hello?Jesse: Hey Deidrich, where you at?Forrest:Um, I'm in the club. We in the club tonight!Jesse: Ya? What are you doing on June 21st, you dummy?Forrest:...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, I really wanna be friends girlI wanna wake up in your worldI really wanna be safeand I hope it's not too lateI really want you to miss meI feel in pain when you kiss me I wond...Read Full Lyrics

Did they tell you, you should grow up When you wanted to dream. Did they warn you, better shape up If you want to succeed I don't know about you, who are they talking to? They aren...Read Full Lyrics

What have we started?Reverse full commotionPredictions and planets alignedFire my apprenticeThe expert back benchesPredict or declineSend an explosive goodbyeTo my restraintCover m...Read Full Lyrics

It's a matter of standing in one place 'til they tell you to runHow you gonna do under the gun?The windows are barred, none of us can pull you throughNone of us can lift you upUh o...Read Full Lyrics