Colostomy Bag Lyrics

We go on and on and on ya we go on Ya we go on and on and on ya we go on We go on On and on Wake up and realize this is real And if you don't then you best get killed If you thin...Read Full Lyrics

Scott was at home brewing his own beer and We were all amazed that he could steer with his in a sling And his heart on his sleeve Then backed the trailer up Somebody yelled bottoms...Read Full Lyrics

Universal Eyes Red Eyes White Eyes Black Eyes Oh, oh, why you wanna give me a black eye I'm not the best man in this world, but I know that I'll do Oh, oh, why you wanna give me a...Read Full Lyrics

I knew this guy in jersey Fuckers name was Scott He used to listen to Cinderella And pack his beagel aisle Well that's jersey He spent two months up in county He said damn I don't ...Read Full Lyrics

She said goodbye And promised me she wouldn't cry I said something I don't remember what But she made a face like hitler Turned around and ran away It was just like when I met her ...Read Full Lyrics

It's been a long time since I changed my shoes I walk around all night and scream your blues You said oh baby throw those things in the trash Come on now mama I'm just trying to se...Read Full Lyrics

I was up all night What can I say I was up all night Drinking with Trey I was up all night What can I say I was up all night Drinking with Trey Well I parked the car at five am Di...Read Full Lyrics

Did I wake you up baby Well I'm calling from New Jersey And it's five in the morning I'm so tired how are you All the urging are sleeping Well except for the reverend He and I jus...Read Full Lyrics

The spit in my eyes and the blood on my shoes Still don't tell me much of what I was trying to prove I am too lazy to really get angry And you're too sugar sweet to come along So ...Read Full Lyrics

Keep on waiting for it then I'm going through all the songs that zippy doesn't know I first saw her from behind Still remember how she looked picking up that pencil And I was wal...Read Full Lyrics