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You don't need ChardonnayNo sushi, no pateJust get your mates aroundSome bastard on the groundBoot PartyAccepted etiquetteIs spilling the claretWe damn near could use bibsTonight w...Read Full Lyrics

The people who make itHow do they live? The producer's a jackalThe director's a spivAt P.R. they're liarsThe sound guy is a slimeThe hostess is a bimboWith a petulant whineReal TV ...Read Full Lyrics

Ecstacy's had a bad rap -The drug's O.K. but the music's crapTechno's made with computer cableSample machine and an old turntableGet a loop, then cut and paste herBuy a trip and li...Read Full Lyrics

God looked at the spread sheets for Christianity"We need more than product placement on R&B CDsYouth masses ain't workin, cut the Pope's budget backGet the youth demographic thinki...Read Full Lyrics

The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yetBase jumping's for pussiesKick boxing's for thugsJet skiers are morons, Weight lifters need drugsAbseiling is pointlessWhy climb up a wall?On...Read Full Lyrics

You can go and buy a shottieHold up the local TABOr steal a few VCRsOr try a smash and grabYou won't be getting half the lootYour lawyer Q.C. willYou may as well obey the lawI sent...Read Full Lyrics

Christina Aguilera:Some dead-eyed child brideHas learnt to dance.BFWSisqo: One pack of vicious blackshates another.BFWMoby: A geography teacher Bought a blues record.BFWRadiohead: ...Read Full Lyrics

[Spoken] This is the b-side of our platter, sports fans. And I'm singing just for you, covered in sequins [Sung] In the canyons of your mind I will wander through your brain To t...Read Full Lyrics

Hold tight to the path you're walkingdon't let your resolve declinekeep your eye on the prizeand your mind on your goalsand never fall behindDream yourselfDream yourself awakeDream...Read Full Lyrics

today, the sun shines all around usas we're running through the treesand this is the way I want our memories to staythey can't take them awayyou and mewe're never gonna bethe ones ...Read Full Lyrics