Coming of Age Lyrics

Down in the subway underneath Broad StreetThere lives the dirtiest man you'll ever wanna meetI lost my family and I lost my prideI lost my home, now I lost everything insideI've be...Read Full Lyrics

Harry Potter's an evil child who conjures the black artsNo, I've never read it, but I heard about the evil partsIf you're gonna read about death and mysticismHere's a Bible, sinner...Read Full Lyrics

Harry Quimby was a manHe had a factory jobHe monitored machines all dayHe was a big fat slobHarry Quimby had two kidsAnd an ever-loving wifeHe had a house, he had two carsBut he ha...Read Full Lyrics

Let's go, boys, saddle up and roll on outWe've got another country to defendWe're getting on a plane and we're landing by boatAnd I sure hope we beat the CNNThere's some people ove...Read Full Lyrics

I saw you standing there by the side of the pitThe sight of you made me say "Woah!Holy shit!"I slammed my way over and I looked into your eyesBut even then I knew you could see rig...Read Full Lyrics

Hey youActing real coolGuess what?You're a toolYeahTool baby!Fucking tool...Read Full Lyrics

He walks down the street in teams of three or moreAny girl who doesn't like him is probably a whoreHe loves his mother so don't go calling her namesWhen he does something wrong he'...Read Full Lyrics

When I want something really badAnd I don't have no money I don't get sadI take it to the counter, and I don't have to payCoz I'll just put it on layawayLayaway! Layaway!My Best Fr...Read Full Lyrics

Dead BabiesDead BabiesHow I love the dead babiesI want to eat themI want to smash themI love dead babies with ham on ryeI love your baby, can I make him die?I pull out their guts a...Read Full Lyrics

Buddy, the crack smokin' kittyBuddy, the crack smokin' kittyBuddy, the crack smokin' kittyHe smokes crack all day.He don't shoot heroin or snort cocaineHe don't have LSD on the bra...Read Full Lyrics