Condolences (Skit) Lyrics

How do you do? Ladies and gentlemenMy name is Alfred Hitchcock and this is Music To Be Murdered ByIt is mood music in a jugular veinSo why don't you relax? Lean back and enjoy your...Read Full Lyrics

[Xzibit]Yeah..Addicted to life, had to pay a heavy-ass priceSacrifice worth waitin on the platinum and iceI'm precise with the merchandise, came back like Christto change the game,...Read Full Lyrics

[Xzibit]Watch me watch me, bonafide hard copyHip-hop nazi dispose of the Liberace'sExtra extra, enjoy the lecturefrom Hannibal Lector, now rewind selectorBounce it bounce it, smoke...Read Full Lyrics

[Xzibit]I was voted most likely to have a psychiatric evaluationLet's start the process of eliminationThis dedication is for niggaz with the green buddhaThe bandula, six-shooter to...Read Full Lyrics

[Xzibit - repeat 3X]Oh no, let's get drunk and f*ck fo' sho'Please stop runnin yo' mouth let's goActin like you've never seen a dick befo'All these bitches in here[Xzibit]Will the ...Read Full Lyrics

[Defari]Take a chance, come dance with a cowboyPlayin stopped playin long time ago with childish toysIt's only men in here; deuce deuce inch Pirelliand Goodyear niggaz, sip malt li...Read Full Lyrics

Pssh, man I need a lighter manRight hereYeahhh.. wha**up Slim?What''s crackin?Hit this s***Ssshhit I almost hit this motherf***er todayPsh, is that right?What is it with motherf***...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, ladies and gentlemanBroadcasting live to you and yoursIt's Mr. X to the Z, XzibitYeah, bouncing, come onThe first day of the rest of my lifeX stand behind the mic like Walker...Read Full Lyrics

Motherfuckers,Say that I'm foolish I only talk about jewels (bling bling)Do you fools listen to music or do you just skim through it?See I'm influenced by the ghetto you ruinedThat...Read Full Lyrics

*Tuning Tv**Eminem Snortin' CokeTv Presenter:Hello boys and girlsToday we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationshipsDo you have a daddy?I'll bet you do*Door opens*Who's ...Read Full Lyrics