Conehead Lyrics

[Apostolic Studios, nyc October, 1967-February, 1968] Patrolman Lefemine: Now, we don't come up here because we feel like walkin' four flights at three o'clock in the morning. Fz:...Read Full Lyrics

The Mystery Man came over An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" He said, for a nominal service charge, I could reach nirvana t'nite If I was ready, willing 'n able To pay him his regu...Read Full Lyrics

Central Scrutinizer: But one night, at the Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up . . . She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory In order to get a pass To see some big ro...Read Full Lyrics

I must be free My fake I. D. Freeeeeees me Gotta do a few things To make my life complete I gotta live my life Out on the street The difference between us Is not very far Cruising ...Read Full Lyrics

Out in Cucamonga Many years ago Near a Holy Roller Church There was once a place Where me and a couple of friends Began practicing for the time We might go (??-??.. .??-?? .. .??-?...Read Full Lyrics

[includes a quote from Tell Me You Love Me] Ooo-ooo, do you like my new car? Ooo-ooo, do you like my new car? She's such a dignified lady She's so pretty and soft You can't call ...Read Full Lyrics

Fz: "One of the things that I like best about playing in New York is this Particular place, because it has-it has a stage that is conducive to, how You say in the trade, audience p...Read Full Lyrics

Ì don't know much about dancin', that's why I got this song One of my legs is shorter than the other and both my feet's too long 'Course now right along with 'em, I got no natural...Read Full Lyrics

Monica: D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k W-a-a-a-t-e-r-r-r Spider: Yeah, it's trying to say something . . . Monica: D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k-k-k W-a-a-a-t-e-r-r-r Spider: I know . . . It's not tryin...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by: Bob Guy -Oh, what have we here? Oh! A letter! It smells... Oh, how wonderful! I just love letters that are Perfumed. Oh! Lovely! Lovely stench! Essence of wolfbane! ...Read Full Lyrics