Confectioner Lyrics

Well I know that rock and roll used to be more than rock and rollAnd jazz don't mean what they play late at nightAnd high energy disco was the music of the gaysAnd the black and wh...Read Full Lyrics

Are thunderstorms still crashing down the British Isles?Do pantomime dames still get them rolling in the aisles?And do they know in Scotland that I'm still aliveDeep in the jungle ...Read Full Lyrics

We are like millipedesWe are such centipedesWe're at the astrodomeUnder the styrofoamThe mire is over usIt's just the four of usForces of circumstanceAnd we begin to danceWe're in ...Read Full Lyrics

After the ritual suicide of Mr Mickey MouseOn his outrageous throne of blood in Cinderella's HouseOn the blue suburban line I met a careless godPast the pines by the glassy meadowW...Read Full Lyrics

I tell you it chases meAnd when she embraces meIt's there with a morbid look on itI treat it like dirt aloneIt couldn't live on its ownLike a black dress suit it is cut to fitI tak...Read Full Lyrics

Said Broken to JokingWhere do you think they're going in all those cars?Said Joking to BrokenCling film! Cling film!Book now! Book now!Freephone! Freephone!Clean and disposable!Whe...Read Full Lyrics

He's the only fun in townThat heliocentricNew RomanticBut you look downOn the foreignerOn the visitorSee the slouching silhouetteOf the visitorOf the travellerNo pose, no trick, no...Read Full Lyrics

I walk the snigger pathWhen I tiptoe through the tulips ofMy own grotesquely overweaning self-regardThat's right, I am well hardAnd if you fuck with SnugglebunThen the righteous re...Read Full Lyrics

Ice princess, ice princess, ice princess, ice princessNo sex last nightShe made a wigwam in the bed and said I don't feel rightNo sex last nightShe made a fortress out of snow, an ...Read Full Lyrics

So what you've got a big cockSo what you've got a big cockThat don't mean you are a nice personSo what you've got a big cockGood golly Miss MollySo what you've got a big cockMust b...Read Full Lyrics