Jillian was her name
She was sweeter than aspartame
Her kisses reconfigured my dna
And after that I never was the same
And I loved her even more
Than Marlon Brando loved souffle
S...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare
It's Christmas at ground zero
The ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block
(Ooh ooh ooh ooh)
He made a great liver pate
(You know he did, you know he did, you know he did)
But if there's one thing in th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
(Two men talking)
"Which did you like better, Jedi, or the Empire strikes back?"
Empire... Last for me...
Empire Had The Better Ending, I Mean Luke Gets His Hand Cut Off,
Finds Out...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.
You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime.
I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day.
Mom w...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose
I may be just a simple guy
But just the thought of Corn Flakes makes me high
Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs, Cheer...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Listen to the Muzak
Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root Canal
My molars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum d...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Don't want to be a Canadian Idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all li...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
TRA-LA-LAA!!!
Are you worried 'bout impending doom?
Those evil villains got ya filled with gloom?
But don't ya fear, there's a hero in the sky, the sky, the sky
It's not a ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin' me by
Well, I was just about ready
To curl up and die
But then one day I got a visit
From the cable company
W...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic