Convenient Parking Lyrics

She was going with a cinematographerEveryone knew that he was really a pornographerThey went down to the dance and grindAnd everybody was feeling fineShe was talking with syllable ...Read Full Lyrics

Out of gas Out of road Out of car I don't know how I'm going to go and I had a drink the other day Opinions were like kittens I was giving them away and I had a drink the other da...Read Full Lyrics

Well all's not well But I'm told that it'll all be quite nice You'll be drowned in boots like Mafia But your feet will still float like Christ's And I'll be damned They were right ...Read Full Lyrics

Eating snow flakes with plastic forks And a paper plate of course, you think of everything Short love with a long divorce And a couple of kids of course They don't mean anything L...Read Full Lyrics

Well, Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene He goes to the reservation drinks and gets mean He's gonna start a war He hops in his pickup puts the pedal to the floor And s...Read Full Lyrics

I was in heaven I was in hell Believe in neither But fear them as well This one's a doctor This one's a lawyer This one's a cash fiend Taking your money Back of the metro Ride on ...Read Full Lyrics

Slow walk, it's land mine It's coal mine, it's a bad thought On the way to God don't know My brain's the burger, and my heart's the coal I'm trying to get my head clear I push th...Read Full Lyrics

Well Jesus Christ was an only child He went down to the river And he drank and smiled And his dad was oh-so-mad Should have insured that planet Before it crashed Working real ha...Read Full Lyrics

Hang it up now or never Hang it up again (Hang it up now or never) Hang it up now or never Hang it up again Hang it up now or never Hang it up again Doesn't seem like anything you...Read Full Lyrics

Polar opposites don't push away It's the same on the weekends as the rest of the days And I know I should go but I'll probably stay And that's all you can do about some things I'm ...Read Full Lyrics